May 2007


One day I will finally find someone that I am not in any way jealous of, and I will stop being irrationally jealous of people, and I will stop believing that my wishes will all one day come true, and I will stop being a silly little girl, and be a not so silly little girl. One day I will admit that I am not, and will never be, a boy. One day I will realise that it is not true that nobody is worth my time. Or maybe I will confirm that it is true. Either way, there will most likely be some sort of revelation, leading to a long overdue conclusion. One day I will look in the mirror without wanting to vomit at least two or three days in a row. One day the non-wanting-to-vomit days will be a minority. One day I will stop considering going on a diet because I am not fat, and, hopefully, I never will be. One day I will stop being so controversial about some things; it’s not doing me any good. Oh, and the main, number one thing, is that one day I will be satisfied with the way that I am living my life.

THIS ISN’T NOEL COWARD! says:
Would you like this:

THIS ISN’T NOEL COWARD! says:
!

Robyn says:
THAT IS TOTALLY MY JOB, MATTHEW.

Robyn says:
YOU TOTALLY JUST STOLE MY JOB.

Here is a list of things that I wish I could do:
Sing
Dance
Draw
Act
Rollerblade
Ride a bicycle
Say the alphabet backwards
Do a cartwheel
Play some sort of sport well
Count to more than twenty in German
Speak German in general
Speak Dutch
Speak Japanese
Have the patience to learn the above three languages
Think of relevant titles for my blog entries

There is actually nothing nestled between my toes.

Thank goodness.

That would be odd…